ac·cess noun, often attributive\ˈak-ˌses
Oh where did your balls go, Paul Ryan?
Tell me, where did your testicles go?
Are they near, are they far,
Do you know where they are,
Where oh where did your testicles go?
Tell me where is your manhood, Paul Ryan?
Did you wake up with morals today?
You hate racism, but…
And the Jackass is—what,
Textbook racist, but kind of okay?